I want to be someone’s favourite tumblr.

geometricdeathtrap:

metallikato:

generallegendary:

metallikato:

jewelstaites:

how to give a good handjob

  • bop it
  • pull it
  • twist it
  • harder
  • better
  • faster
  • stronger 

You pull your left hand in
You pull your left hand out
You pull your left hand in
And you shake it all about!

Cha cha real smooth

none of you ever touch a penis

(via the-meat-sweats)

(Source: xomkcxo, via onlylolgifs)

Yahoo bought Tumblr for $1.1 Billion.

bvsedjesus:

mrxxiv:

David Karp (CEO of Tumblr):

Our team isn’t changing. Our roadmap isn’t changing. And our mission – to empower creators to make their best work and get it in front of the audience they deserve – certainly isn’t changing. But we’re elated to have the support of Yahoo! and their team who share our dream to make the Internet the ultimate creative canvas. Tumblr gets better faster with more resources to draw from.

Good. If shit changes. I’ll start a riot *2 chainz voice*

bakkerstreet:

Community Episodes: S01E03 - Introduction to Film

bakkerstreet:

Community Episodes: S01E03 - Introduction to Film

(Source: fraygasm, via communitythings)

pinkberettas:

Tumblr… Party! on We Heart It. http://weheartit.com/entry/62006920/via/KarinaHdzLemus

(Source: ta-ble, via onlylolgifs)

ja-co-b:

Playing beer pong with my grandparents

ja-co-b:

Playing beer pong with my grandparents

(via youleftm3smiling4days)

blgillaspie:

Life size beer pong 👌🍺🍻

blgillaspie:

Life size beer pong 👌🍺🍻

(via youleftm3smiling4days)

jotunblood:

I quote this more than I care to admit.

(It’s all the time)

(via youleftm3smiling4days)

bricesander:

Miley speaks for us all. 

(via youleftm3smiling4days)

Lawrence is some kind of miracle. She’s rude, dirty, funny, foulmouthed, sloppy, sexy, vibrant and vulnerable, sometimes all in the same scene, even in the same breath.

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